30 June 2006

Crikey crikens! there was an armed robbery in the bowling club next door half an hour ago - that kind of carry-on isn't supposed to happen in the 'Port! :-(

Mate! You'd better make sure no one hears about your champagne bubbly collection and second-hand 19" flat panel that still goes quite well ;-) Or those robbers might leap over the wall with their weapons and grab those next time...

What collection!?!? it's all about rationing round here mate (well it will be in a week or so) :-(